My rating: 4 of 5 stars
I gave this 4 stars. It’s really closer to 3.5. But that’s not an option.
Just suspend your disbelief and go with the flow: The hatred the two guys feel for each other is really sexual tension. Sexual tension that’s been there since they were in Jr. High. Like I said, go with it.
Lots of your/you’re mistakes.
And Guns & Hoses is the name of a cop/firefighter bar. Hose is not a euphemism.